Help me, e-pals.
As you all know, I'm going to college in the fall, full of innocence and dreams of academia. But then... my friend told me that in college, boys streak. As in they run around with no clothes on!
I'm afraid of ruining my innocence, because I've never seen a naked boy before. Not even a picture! Can you tell me how to protect my little virgin peepers from this ocular despoilment, e-pals?
Gosh, I'm afraid I won't be pure anymore. :kaocry:
Solution! Spray your eyes with acid. You'll never be able to see them.....ever again.
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Watch gay porn. Then you won't be surprised by anything.
Gay what? Do you mean happy films? I don't think The Lion King is appropriate in a time like this! Please be serious, mister!Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
What innocence? It won't be ruined by seeing naked people...I don't think it will, and even so, it's college...do you have any idea what people do in college?! seeing naked bodies is nothing compared to what most people are doing, so you have nothing to worry about. and it's not like it's every day.
Apparently in college everybody has orgies every day. And it's mandatory participation.
It's been nice knowing you Rye Bread.
What? Where are you going?
Van Wilder's School of PARTY TIME!!! ?
or
American Pie University?
I've been in college for 4 years and I've never seen a streaker.
Boldly go.
Gah I've been had! They told me none of that happened when I went to university!
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What do you mean, that's why I applied.
Come now Rye! The human wang is a beautiful thing!
"... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
Get two gooseberries and paint them pink. Then get a sausage and place them between the two gooseberries. That's sort of what they look like. Take it from someone who has one they're not that bad.
I'm afraid that I must report:
I belabor under the impression that girls also streak at these locales.
Super-glue your eyelids shut!
This is true. The naked mile or whateverthe smurf is party to both sexes. I would guess that since she has seen her own bits, she's not so intimidated, but many girls look .. VERY different...
Pure? Innocent? What?
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