And for the second time in as many years, someone has been killed by a stingray. Oh.
That's terrible, but what the hell? Honestly.
They're beginning a revolution to force us into the sea and take back the land. NO-ONE IS SAFE!!!
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
Fun fact: Porpoises, Whales, and Dolphins were land based animals once upon a time but evolved to swim in the ocean.
They still have some vestigial hip bones.
Fun fact: Whales ejaculate roughly 400 gallons of semen during sex. Around 40 gallons actually gets into Mrs. Whale.
lol @ overly and pointlessly compassionate people.
It just goes into the sea, I imagine*. Punchline: Now why do you think the sea's so salty?
*I don't actually imagine this.![]()
Laughter is a grief reflex all be it a strange one.