What's with all the negativity towards my homeland? Scotland rules all. Shame I've never been there tbh.
What's with all the negativity towards my homeland? Scotland rules all. Shame I've never been there tbh.
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
Has anyone seen the film Trainspotting? its like that
If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
Changed to stop Jessweeee♪ from going insane. Is that better?
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
Does not <b>compute</b>.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
I think he meant motherland or something.
My mom's Scottish. <3 Scottie land.
<b>COMPUTE</b> <i>THIS</i>
Does not <b>compute</b>.
What he said. My family hails from scotland. Mine was the first generation to be born in england.
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
I see, that's just a very American thing to say. You know, how nearlly every one is Irish or Scottish somehow?
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
*Actually reads thread* Wait WHAT?
I think we should nominate Blue Harvest for the next Darwin Award.
Never been there. I remember one time I was looking for it in the world map but I couldn't find it so I denied it's existence, that is until today when I'm considering acknowledging it it's own country.
I know this one guy named Scot.
Anon say I.
Can the weather really be as bad as it is in England? I know that crap weather was the real driving force behind British Imperialism. I mean, the places they colonized all have beautiful weather: The Caribbean, Africa, India, Hong Ko...nevermind.
You really shouldn't admit to not being able to find a part of Britain on a map.Never been there. I remember one time I was looking for it in the world map but I couldn't find it so I denied it's existence, that is until today when I'm considering acknowledging it it's own country.
I know this one guy named Scot.
I was looking for the country Scotland, and all I saw was the United Kingdom. It made no sense.You really shouldn't admit to not being able to find a part of Britain on a map.Never been there. I remember one time I was looking for it in the world map but I couldn't find it so I denied it's existence, that is until today when I'm considering acknowledging it it's own country.
I know this one guy named Scot.
Anon say I.
He gets it!
Scotland's pretty cool. Lovely hot beaches on the West coast. Nice country to chill in if you're on holiday.
Hot beaches on the west coast...? When? xD I live on the west coast, and there are no hot beaches. Ever.
I went there in a hot summer. There were hot beaches. They were toasty and shiny, although the sea was nasty n cold. Nd also I saw a couple of palm trees. I can't remember exactly where I went XD
Definitely the west coast, though!
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