Tried and true man.
(SPOILER)what
Tried and true man.
(SPOILER)what
now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
here i will teach you truly how, to sleep.
methinks yer just jealous I didn't sexor you.Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9
man, you're still doing that? (get some new material >.>)
THE JACKAL
I know I am.
Wait, what?
now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
here i will teach you truly how, to sleep.
OKAY!
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Little John Rep.
now safe beneath their wisdom, and their feet;
here i will teach you truly how, to sleep.
I think I love you already.
Will you be my friend? Then, over time, we can become close friends and eventually lovers? The girls here are all easy too, so I think we could have some fun with them as well.
Didn't see that coming :rolleyes2
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
WELCOME OR ELSE.
Welcome to EoFF! I hope you enjoy your time here.
welcome to his bar-b-q!
have a cookie......
Pfft, like you have any room to speak, Mr. 'I'll copy/paste 'THE JACKAL' into every one of my posts instead of just putting it into my sig'. I do believe you post 'THE JACKAL' more than PG posts his newbie-sexoring. I think you need some new material.man, you're still doing that? (get some new material >.>)
THE JACKAL
In other words, those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Or however the saying goes.
If you'd listen to the wise words of Demitri Martin you'd know that ONLY people in glass houses should throw stones.
You're gonna have to explain that to me.
Have I told you lately, that I love you?
And yet again, thank you, everyone, for the welcomes. Also thank you for the cookies and the declarations of love. I certainly found the discussion of Ouch!'s indiscretions amusing. I probably could have lived without the large, pink sexors, but it was a nice effort.
^_^
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