This question will make you think
Ok, a friend told me this so I figuered that I'd put this up just for the sake of good conversation. You may have heard it before, but lets talk.
"If someone has multiple personalities and they threaten to kill theirself, do you have a hostage situation?"
and.....
"If they did go through with it, is it considered a suicide or murder?"
Have some fun.
Loki: I have an army.
Stark: We have a HULK!
xDD
Fireproof matches
Powdered water. Just add water.
And solar powered flashlights
Yea, go with solar power. Maybe a magnifing glass too. Burn little ant people.Originally Posted by Pureghetto
Loki: I have an army.
Stark: We have a HULK!
Man that stuff is the best. I use it every day.
I wouldn't mind a wireless extension cord
Some of those were actually pretty good
No, you have a crazy person
...Geddit?
¤ Why does sour cream have an expiration date? What's it going to do? Get fresh?
¤ If a cannibal is eating a clown, does it taste funny?
¤ If you drag a zebra across a price scanner, what happens?
¤ Why does a baseball manager wear a uniform? What's the chance he's going to get in the game?
¤ Why do we never use the word, "cranny" all by itself? We always have to use the word, "nook" with it."
¤ If you're making sponge cake and you spill the batter, does it wipe itself up?
¤ Is it dangerous for a person with a glass eye to attend the opera?
¤ If a person with bad eyesight is watching the TV show, 20/20, what happens?
¤ If a moose sees another moose, does he think, "Look at the rack on that"?
¤ Can stupid people become dumbfounded?
¤ If a person has phone sex with men and women, are they bilingual?
¤ If you get mono twice, do they call it stereo?
¤ If a Cyclops goes to Lenscrafters, does he get glasses in half an hour?
¤ When plumbers sleep, do they have pipe dreams?
¤ Why is it when sheep get wet, they don't shrink?
¤ If a woman is very cranky very early in the morning, does she have AMS?
¤ Why is there still milk in a can of evaporated milk?
¤ Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
¤ If you make a cow laugh, does milk come out of its nose?
¤ Is it possible to fly Virgin Airlines more than once?
¤ If Teflon doesn't stick to anything, how does it stick to the pan? If Super Glue sticks to everything, how does it come out of the tube? But what I really want to know is, if you put Super Glue on Teflon, who wins?
They were good!
If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
Changed to stop Jessweeee♪ from going insane. Is that better?
Has anyone every bought a full price sofa?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why is it that we figured out that wheels on suitcases would be a good idea after having made it to the moon?
Why do people say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every couple of hours?
If a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
That one is pretty stupid. Obviously didnt pay attention in class...
The fireproof match, solarpowered flashlight are in a polish joke I know
"Do you know what the three greatest polish inventions are?"
Fire-proof match
Solar powered Flashlight
and Screen door for a submarine.
"Hey did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? Yeah the pilot was cold so he turned off the fan."
"What do you do if a polish guy throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back."
"What do you do if a polish guy throws a pin at you?
Run because he probably has a grenade in his mouth"
"How do you stop a polish tank?
Shoot the men pushing it."
"How do you stop the polish cavalry?
Unplug the merry go round."
I think that's enough for now, but being polish I know tons of great polish jokes
oh and I'll just throw in something I never understood
"Beg to differ"
Why do people beg? If someone begs to differ with me, can I refuse to let them?
THE JACKEL
add me, PSN: ljkkjlcm9
I'm banning ALL of you.
Signature by rubah. I think.
If a pondering is extremely idiotic does it annoy you as much as it does me?
If a pondering doesnt require pondering due to its idiocy would it still be considered a pondering?
Last edited by blackmage_nuke; 04-18-2008 at 04:50 AM.
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
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