The fireproof match, solarpowered flashlight are in a polish joke I know

"Do you know what the three greatest polish inventions are?"
Fire-proof match
Solar powered Flashlight
and Screen door for a submarine.

"Hey did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? Yeah the pilot was cold so he turned off the fan."

"What do you do if a polish guy throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back."

"What do you do if a polish guy throws a pin at you?
Run because he probably has a grenade in his mouth"

"How do you stop a polish tank?
Shoot the men pushing it."

"How do you stop the polish cavalry?
Unplug the merry go round."


I think that's enough for now, but being polish I know tons of great polish jokes

oh and I'll just throw in something I never understood

"Beg to differ"
Why do people beg? If someone begs to differ with me, can I refuse to let them?

THE JACKEL