JD tastes like a cough after you've vomited.

I like nice, proper whiskey. Gin Martini is always a rare mouth-gasm. Red wine is a frequent mouth-gasm, depending on varieties. Down at the pub, I'll just get a beer or cider or something along those lines, though. Most ciders taste like balls though. Strongbow can feck reet oof.

I feel I should be adding "har har! Oh rah rah rah!" to the end of every sentence now.