Flying Mullet woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Phoenix Down, which was rumored to be located at Japan. Lucky for Flying Mullet, they had recruited the help of I\'m My Own MILF and Marshall Banana as they both had experience LARPing. Flying Mullet grabbed their trusty teacup then tossed I\'m My Own MILF a Grindeldore Slash Mag and Marshall Banana a pants.

Our slashing group of adventurers set off for Japan with a rousing cry of "GAYDRIEN, FOOOOOO!!" On the way I\'m My Own MILF fell, injuring their Left Earlobe. Marshall Banana told I\'m My Own MILF they should ride on the Walrus that they brought to carry their supplies, but I\'m My Own MILF ate too much CHAWLITE before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Flying Mullet and Marshall Banana left I\'m My Own MILF with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch South Park while they waited at South of the Border

After a long trek, Flying Mullet and Marshall Banana finally arrived at Japan, which is located in The Jungles of South America. Upon entering Japan, Flying Mullet and Marshall Banana found themselves in the Bathroom, where Rye was eating a rubbing Girl Scout Cookies. Flying Mullet asked Rye where they could find the Phoenix Down. Rye took a drink of their Anything but Mt. Dew, self-stroked and pointed to the left. So Flying Mullet and Marshall Banana continued into the next room, where they found Necronopticous and their pet Tiger guarding the Phoenix Down with a lemon. Flying Mullet lept into action at once, crying out "Think about the rabbits...!" and swinging their teacup at Necronopticous's Left Earlobe. And that's when Flying Mullet awoke. Did they win? Did I\'m My Own MILF ever make it back home? Does Rye's mother know they self-stroked ? Now no one will ever know...