This is fun

Psy woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Spear of Destiny, which was rumored to be located at Burger King. Lucky for Psy, they had recruited the help of Rye and Devil Man as they both had experience sexing. Psy grabbed their trusty painting then tossed Rye a table and Devil Man a TV.

Our sweet group of adventurers set off for Burger King with a rousing cry of "Fo' Shizz!" On the way Rye fell, injuring their groin. Devil Man told Rye they should ride on the giraffe that they brought to carry their supplies, but Rye ate too much cookie before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Psy and Devil Man left Rye with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Buffy while they waited at subway station

After a long trek, Psy and Devil Man finally arrived at Burger King, which is located in Denmark. Upon entering Burger King, Psy and Devil Man found themselves in the living-room, where Levian was eating a mad potato chip. Psy asked Levian where they could find the Spear of Destiny. Levian took a drink of their coke, smacked and pointed to the left. So Psy and Devil Man continued into the next room, where they found Leeza and their pet zebra guarding the Spear of Destiny with a glass. Psy lept into action at once, crying out "Ice Ice Baby!" and swinging their painting at Leeza's groin. And that's when Psy awoke. Did they win? Did Rye ever make it back home? Does Levian's mother know they smacked? Now no one will ever know...