Mine is kind of rude.

F F Freak woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for The Giant Ass, which was rumored to be located at The Centre of the Sun. Lucky for F F Freak, they had recruited the help of TyphoonThaReapa and Kuroshima as they both had experience with your mom. F F Freak grabbed their trusty Star then tossed TyphoonThaReapa a Used Condom and Kuroshima a Moldy Sock.

Our Brave group of adventurers set off for The Centre of the Sun with a rousing cry of "Yo\' Momma!" On the way TyphoonThaReapa fell, injuring their Reproductive Organ. Kuroshima told TyphoonThaReapa they should ride on the Goldenboko that they brought to carry their supplies, but TyphoonThaReapa ate too much Cheese before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So F F Freak and Kuroshima left TyphoonThaReapa with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Porn while they waited at Psy\'s House

After a long trek, F F Freak and Kuroshima finally arrived at The Centre of the Sun, which is located in Neverland. Upon entering The Centre of the Sun, F F Freak and Kuroshima found themselves in the Bathroom, where Psychotic was eating a Ape-Like Cat Crap. F F Freak asked Psychotic where they could find the The Giant Ass. Psychotic took a drink of their Urine, Did it with their mother and pointed to the left. So F F Freak and Kuroshima continued into the next room, where they found Eiko Guy and their pet Tramp guarding the The Giant Ass with a Psy\'s mommy. F F Freak lept into action at once, crying out "You Spoony Bard!!!" and swinging their Star at Eiko Guy's Reproductive Organ. And that's when F F Freak awoke. Did they win? Did TyphoonThaReapa ever make it back home? Does Psychotic's mother know they Did it with their mother? Now no one will ever know...