I'm in bits.

Rantzien woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Sword of Obedience, which was rumored to be located at closet. Lucky for Rantzien, they had recruited the help of Manus and Cz as they both had experience masturbating. Rantzien grabbed their trusty sink then tossed Manus a bed and Cz a floor.

Our big group of adventurers set off for closet with a rousing cry of "fail!" On the way Manus fell, injuring their toe. Cz told Manus they should ride on the bull that they brought to carry their supplies, but Manus ate too much banana before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Rantzien and Cz left Manus with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Heroes while they waited at bathroom

After a long trek, Rantzien and Cz finally arrived at closet, which is located in Wales. Upon entering closet, Rantzien and Cz found themselves in the kitchen, where Hartman was eating a fat chips. Rantzien asked Hartman where they could find the Sword of Obedience. Hartman took a drink of their vimto, came and pointed to the left. So Rantzien and Cz continued into the next room, where they found Quin and their pet elephant guarding the Sword of Obedience with a table. Rantzien lept into action at once, crying out "epic!" and swinging their sink at Quin's toe. And that's when Rantzien awoke. Did they win? Did Manus ever make it back home? Does Hartman's mother know they came? Now no one will ever know...