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Holy :skull::skull::skull::skull: this is hilarious xD...also it is broken. It only uses one body part instead of the two it has you enter XP I changed mine to add the second body part.
AK woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Zohar, which was rumored to be located at NYSE. Lucky for AK, they had recruited the help of edczxcvbnm and PG as they both had experience Killing Spree. AK grabbed their trusty bed then tossed edczxcvbnm a assult rifle and PG a waffles.
Our smurfing group of adventurers set off for NYSE with a rousing cry of "bling bling!" On the way edczxcvbnm fell, injuring their breasts. PG told edczxcvbnm they should ride on the hamster that they brought to carry their supplies, but edczxcvbnm ate too much hot pocket before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So AK and PG left edczxcvbnm with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch 24 while they waited at Gentlemens Club
After a long trek, AK and PG finally arrived at NYSE, which is located in dessert oasis. Upon entering NYSE, AK and PG found themselves in the catacombs, where Jojee was eating a loud waffle. AK asked Jojee where they could find the Zohar. Jojee took a drink of their sperm, smurfed and pointed to the left. So AK and PG continued into the next room, where they found BoB and their pet penguin guarding the Zohar with a lube. AK lept into action at once, crying out "sexual chocolate!" and swinging their bed at BoB's nostril. And that's when AK awoke. Did they win? Did edczxcvbnm ever make it back home? Does Jojee's mother know they smurfed? Now no one will ever know...
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