rubah woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Sword of Sexy, which was rumored to be located at Rye\'s Bedroom. Lucky for rubah, they had recruited the help of MILF and Ouch! as they both had experience Fighting Zombies. rubah grabbed their trusty Menorah then tossed MILF a Wiimote and Ouch! a Banana Hammock.

Our Sextastic group of adventurers set off for Rye\'s Bedroom with a rousing cry of "Oh, Did I mention Im Awesome?!" On the way MILF fell, injuring their Wing Wang Willy. Ouch! told MILF they should ride on the Goldenboko that they brought to carry their supplies, but MILF ate too much Pie before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So rubah and Ouch! left MILF with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 while they waited at Pet Shop

After a long trek, rubah and Ouch! finally arrived at Rye\'s Bedroom, which is located in Mount Doom. Upon entering Rye\'s Bedroom, rubah and Ouch! found themselves in the Den, where Loony BoB was eating a Fantastical Steak. rubah asked Loony BoB where they could find the Sword of Sexy. Loony BoB took a drink of their Scotch, Drooled and pointed to the left. So rubah and Ouch! continued into the next room, where they found Del Murder and their pet Goat guarding the Sword of Sexy with a Home Run Bat. rubah lept into action at once, crying out "You spoony bard!!" and swinging their Menorah at Del Murder's Wing Wang Willy. And that's when rubah awoke. Did they win? Did MILF ever make it back home? Does Loony BoB's mother know they Drooled? Now no one will ever know...


SEXTASTIC!!!