genie in a bottle. >;o

[Flying Mullet]

Does this mean NeoCracker and I have to get along?

[Cookie]

I don't see why there should be a rule against wishing for more wishes.

I would wish for infinite wishes.

[Dolentrean]

Does this mean NeoCracker and I have to get along?

If you ignore that I already used me three wishes ... then yes, yes it does.

[NeoCracker]

Don't worry, my detest for humanity is far beyond the power of your measly wishes to cure anyway.

[Tavrobel]

I would wish to be a prince, then for him to save my life, befriend his ass, and free him so that I could get wishes for free.

Then I'd wish for some -- *sniped*

[Araciel]

I would wish for more sandwiches.

[KentaRawr!]

I'd wish I met the Genie a bit earlier.

Then I'd wish for the reason as to why I only have two wishes left!

Then I'd wish to set the Genie free.

[Tallulah]

I made a wish once, and eventually it came true. Awesome!

Not saying what it was; it would violate decency laws.

[Hambone]

My genie would be Arnie.

I would wish for porn.

Wait...

Edit: I'd also wish to be good at all math. I love it, but I'm terrible at it.

[Quindiana Jones]

Genie: Mullet.

Wishes: 1,000,001.

I won't list them all here.


Seriously though, I'd wish for immortality and invincibility, without aging. I'd stop aging in my late twenties, I reckon. I don't mind going through countless lost loved ones if it means I get to see and do and learn everything. That would be my only real wish. After that, I'd just go for having the right amount of money in the quickest method of payment whenever I wanted to buy stuff (which means I can buy things on the internet too!).

[Jessweeee♪]

I would wish to be a better person because I am not a good person and would very much like to be one :P

[Lawr]

Genies always get you! You wish for a car? It'll come four years from now. You wishing for something to eat? It'll be too hot for you to hold. You wish for a plate to put the food on? The plate will fall from the sky and break.

BTW, Fairies IMO

[Anno Domini]

1. For everytime i want to buy something, there will be enough money in my pocket to buy it!

2. Telekenetic powers so enslave mankind with!

3. A good, long chat with god[s]

[Peegee]

I would go down the list until the genie could grant it:

- omnipotence
- omniscience
- immortality in my current form (hopefully I won't be like 75 when I see a genie. If so I'll wish for immortality in my 19 year old form)
- invulnerability
- clairvoyance
- be asian

[Mirage]

I'm with Nominus. Money alone might not make me happy, but the things they enable me to do most certainly can. Other than that, immortality could turn out interesting. Then, perhaps the ability to use magic.