Cor blimey, I'm very much single but even I know that what you said was Epic Fail!

I'm male, but my internal male-to-female translator reads it as something like "I would've been able to nail that really hot chick if you hadn't have come along, which was a pity 'cos you're pretty ugly in comparison." (which true or not would be hurtful to anyone!)

Lying isn't necessary as some people in the thread seem to think, just don't reveal quite so much of the truth hehe.

Anyway glad to hear you've kind of made it up, although much of the blame can be apportioned on her part too as she sounds a bit of a psycho. Long as everyone's happy I suppose!