View Poll Results: Who is this 'God'

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  • The Lord Steiner Almighty

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  • An imposter, masquerading as God!

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  • Senator John McCain

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  • Who is Steiner?

    3 30.00%
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    Steiner is God Vivisteiner's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Vivisteiner View Post
    OMG, two people didnt know who Steiner is?


    But I just told you, you ignorant heathens!

    Steiner is God!

    He was revealed to humanity in the holy video game, Final Fantasy IX.
    Lay off the drugs, dude. Steiner is a video game character, and a mediocre one at that.
    No. Just no.

    You are the video game character. And you're not even mediocre.

    "They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivisteiner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Vivisteiner View Post
    OMG, two people didnt know who Steiner is?


    But I just told you, you ignorant heathens!

    Steiner is God!

    He was revealed to humanity in the holy video game, Final Fantasy IX.
    Lay off the drugs, dude. Steiner is a video game character, and a mediocre one at that.
    No. Just no.

    You are the video game character. And you're not even mediocre.

    WTF are you talking about a**hole? That doesn't even make sense!

    You like Steiner. That's fine with me. I don't. Deal with it, fanboi.


    "I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine


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    Less of the sniping at each other please folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivisteiner
    Steiner has come!
    Someone fetch a towel!


    there was a picture here

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    Sorry, there is no God. He's a figment of your imagination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Levian View Post
    Oh and obligatory HOORJ reference.
    Totally. You know, I'd heard he was an integral character in the video game <i>Awful Fantasy</i>. I was totally surprised that it was true!


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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    Sorry, there is no God. He's a figment of your imagination.
    So if God is atheist does that mean he blips out of existence?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Vivisteiner View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivisteiner View Post
    OMG, two people didnt know who Steiner is?


    But I just told you, you ignorant heathens!

    Steiner is God!

    He was revealed to humanity in the holy video game, Final Fantasy IX.
    Lay off the drugs, dude. Steiner is a video game character, and a mediocre one at that.
    No. Just no.

    You are the video game character. And you're not even mediocre.

    WTF are you talking about a**hole? That doesn't even make sense!

    You like Steiner. That's fine with me. I don't. Deal with it, fanboi.
    MEANIE!

    It does make sense, just as long as you read it backwards.

    Sorry, there is no God. He's a figment of your imagination.
    Now Im confused. God telling me he doesnt exist?

    Next your gonna say that Steiner aint even real.

    Someone fetch a towel!
    You're probably going to need quite a few.

    "They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivisteiner View Post
    Next your gonna say that Steiner aint even real.
    Sorry to break it to you, but he's a character in a (kick ass) video game. Therefore he doesn't exist outside of the game and fanfiction.
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    Too late for whispers
    Too late for the blush
    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow

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    ^Thats where you, and many others are wrong.

    Steiner is real, he's here, on earth, on the moon, everywhere. He's omnipresent. He's also omnipotent and omniscient FYI.


    Saying that Steiner only exists in a video game is like saying Jesus only exists in the Bible.

    "They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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    Depends which Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    Sorry, there is no God. He's a figment of your imagination.
    Sorry, Brian, this won't increase the value on eBay.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna
    Whoever he is, he apparently hates Fraggles.
    Four posts for a GHF reference. Nice!

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