Yup, you read right.
If you were a pet, what animal would you be, and what would your owners be like? What would they feed you, etc.
If you were a pet, what would your owners be like?
Yup, you read right.
If you were a pet, what animal would you be, and what would your owners be like? What would they feed you, etc.
I'd be a dog and they'd be a fetishist and an obsessive.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
I'd be a cat. My owners would be the types who don't mollycoddle me 24/7 and let me sleep all day.
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
What's that breed that the police use to sniff out bombs? I'd be that. My owners would be (SPOILER)two gay guys, one pref. a policeman, that would nothing on a weekend/dayoff but do the 'deeds'. They'd feed me Alpo and shampoo my brown, shaggy coat.
I'd be a cat, and my owner would declaw me like the bastard he is.
A dust mite. My owners would neglect me.
there was a picture here
I'd be a dog, and they'd be the kind of people that are too lazy to take me on walks, causing me to pee all over the floor in angry pet protest.
I'd be a mussie, and my owner would be the real mussie (because he is I and I am he)
I'd be a squid and my owner would be the grEAT OCEAN KING! PLUNDERER OF THE WORLD, DESTROYER OF THE NIGHTS! LITTLE SHRIMPS IN HIS BEARD!
I would be a lark and my owners would forget me.
i am a moth who just wants to share your light
I'd be a kitten and my owner would be BoB! ^_^
I would be my bunny, laying around all day, eating strawberries and chewing on stuff when anyone is sleeping. :kauberry:
I would be abandoned.
Signature by rubah. I think.
We can live together in a cardboard box in a gutter.Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
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