I remember when my husband signed up for the army and I quit my job (AKA stopped going) and we were in Best Buy and I was all "Oh I like this and this and this and this" and then he was all "GOSH YOU GOLD DIGGER" and then I'm all "Wtf are you talking about" "I'm just kidding~" and then he like.. grabs some game strategy guide and..

god, does the thing 5 year olds do. Where they just sit and look at something, then look up at you, then go back to looking at it. Yeah so I'm like "Do you want that?" "Yes? =D?" "Gimmie that *takes guide* And you're saying I'M the gold digger!"

Yeah, I'm amused by the concept of gold diggers. I could seriously see some 20 year old chick going after my dad though, and my dad falling for it no less. I have -extreme- problems with my dad dating people who are after his money because it's happened before. But my method to prevent gold diggers from eating my daddy and his heart and money is:

BEAT THE CHICK INTO A BLOODY PULP.