Oh how I hate Psy

[fire_of_avalon]

Well I was gonna go with the sex thing, but it's already been done.

I'll have to get creative.

[Blue Harvest]

You could hypnotise him with those big gorgeous eyes of yours

[NeoCracker]

Or you know, since he has yet to be a significant factor in anything I have ever done, I can simply go on and let he and his alleged dream ruining existence be.

[DK]

I'd run around him when he's trying to crouch walk and push him from behind when he's trying to camp behind corners. And take all the Battle Rifle ammo.

[Psychotic]

I could handle Blue Harvest wanting to bone me and Jess's Michael Owen suggestions, but Dan's post?

smurf YOU smurf YOU smurf YOU smurf YOU I HOPE YOUR CHILDREN HAVE BIG GOD DAMN NOSES.

Also I liked that show, Quin!

[Jess]

If not the Michael Owen thing, just being with me is enough to drive him to death/suicide.

edit: Orrrrr inspired by Dan's post: throw grenades whilst we're in battle on halo so he gets killed due to my grenade going off. and damn right I'll continue to take the BR ammo.

[Levian]

I'd systematically butcher the English language by making up my own grammar rules over a long period of time.

[Quindiana Jones]

What was that show called, Psy? What, I ask you? What?

[Old Manus]

Get in cahoots with another member to make a second account, and PM him with nothing but his full name in the subject field, then harass him via proxy for the next week or so and finish it by making a thread about it saying he just died

[Psychotic]

If not the Michael Owen thing, just being with me is enough to drive him to death/suicide.

edit: Orrrrr inspired by Dan's post: throw grenades whilst we're in battle on halo so he gets killed due to my grenade going off. and damn right I'll continue to take the BR ammo.

God damn right it is. Also I don't get killed by the grenades, I just get weakened and that's lame, go find your own blue guy to kill. Also hands off the BRs, you're crap with them.

What was that show called, Psy? What, I ask you? What?

I don't know, but I bet the kid in it was called Charlie. Kids like that are always called Charlie.

Just looked it up, Zero-to-Hero. And the kid was indeed called Charlie.

[Lawr]

I usually have something ready to say for these threads, but I don't. I just don't.

Err, I say we throw Paulykins off a cliff.

[Quindiana Jones]

Ah yes. Psychotic = Charlie.

Charlie loves Michael Owen, therefore Psy loves Michael Owen, therefore Jess' method of killing Psy is actually a way of giving him great pleasure!

There's something fishy going on.

[DK]

Nah, if Psy was Charlie it'd be Ian Rush coming out of his posters.

[Heath]

Nah, if Psy was Charlie it'd be Ian Rush coming out of his posters.

In an Accrington Stanley jersey.

[Quindiana Jones]

Let's put Ian Rush and Michael Owen next to each other for a moment.

Ian Rush Michael Owen.

I R Michael Owen.

I are Michael Owen.

I am Michael Owen.

Ian Rush = Michael Owen.