The June Ciddies 2008 REVELATIONS thread!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The June Ciddies 2008 Revelations!

Good morning everybody. We’re starting a little later than planned because Award Girl may or may not have overslept by 40 minutes. The revelations will last around 12 hours, with a few breaks for Award Girl to eat/shower/clean/die. Okay gogogogo for thank you’s: Psychotic for running the predictions and thinking of new ciddies && Levian for sorting out all of the speeches, and all of the speechwriters!

Overall there was 3264 votes from 77 members. The ciddies will be announced from 50-1, and if the speechwriter is online at the time of the speech I will ask them if they want to post their speech -- now I will not go on because I’m sure you’re all dying to find out the results! So let’s go!

For all you folks who cba to sift through the thread for the winners:

1) Best Member
Psychotic 17
Flying Mullet 12
Pureghetto 11
Del Murder 8
Rantzien 6
God 5
Sergeant Hartman 4
TyphoonThaReapa 4
Heath 1
RSL 1

2) Best Male
Psychotic 10
Flying Mullet 9
Rantzien 9
Levian 7
Momiji 7
Roto13 7
Big D 6
Loony BoB 6
Ouch! 5
RSL 1

3) Best Female
Jess 16
rubah 11
Avarice-ness 10
Rye 10
Lekana 9
Professor Plum 6
smittenkitten 5
RSL 1

4) Best Admin
Del Murder 16
Samuraid 13
Loony BoB 9
Roogle 7
Leeza 6
Kawaii Ryûkishi 5
crono_logical 3
Cid 2
Professor Plum 2
Yamaneko 2
Austin 1
MichaelC 1
WarrenW 0
RSL 1

5) Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic 16
Flying Mullet 14
fire_of_avalon 8
Miriel 7
Behold the Void 4
Hsu 4
Azar 3
KoShiatar 3
rubah 3
theundeadhero 3
eestlinc 1
Zeromus_X 1
RSL 1

6) Best Site Staff
DK 17
o_O 15
Baloki 14
Heath 9
Renmiri 4
eternalshiva 2
Spatvark 2
RSL 1

7) Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Levian 25
Jojee 20
Big D 14
Necronopticous 7
Chemical 1
RSL 1

8) Best Veteran
Pureghetto 12
Roto13 11
Cz 9
oddler 7
Bahamut2000X 6
Jess 6
Lekana 4
Old Manus 4
I Took The Red Pill 3
I'm my own MILF 3
Breine 2
Rye 2
RSL 1

9) Best Regular
qwertyxsora 15
Goldenboko 14
scrumpleberry 14
Araciel 12
JKTrix 6
Dynast-Kid 3
RSL 1

10) Best Newbie
Blue Harvest 20
Caraliz 17
Kes 15
Akaria 8
duckie 4
RSL 1

11) Nicest Member
Jess 16
smittenkitten 14
Marshall Banana 11
Leen-Leen 7
Leeza 7
Breine 5
Renmiri 5
Roto13 3
RSL 1

12) Evilest Member
Professor Plum 11
Leeza 10
Old Manus 10
Aerith's Knight 7
Lekana 7
Tavrobel 7
Harle-Quin 5
Psychotic 4
Jojee 3
rubah 2
RSL 1

13) Sexiest Male
Levian 15
Evastio 13
Loony BoB 10
Psychotic 9
theundeadhero 9
DK 6
RSL 1

14) Sexiest Female
Agrias 13
fire_of_avalon 11
Jess 10
Jojee 6
Rye 5
smittenkitten 5
Lekana 4
Akaria 3
rubah 2
Zeldy 2
RSL 1

15) Cutest Male
Clouded Sky 17
Momiji 11
Levian 10
Goldenboko 8
Jowy 6
Psychotic 6
Breine 5
RSL 1

16) Cutest Female
41-Inches-Wide 16
Zeldy 11
Marshall banana 8
Rye 8
smittenkitten 6
Jess 5
Jessweeee♪ 3
Leen-Leen 2
rubah 2
RSL 1

17) Best Custom Rank
Del Murder 18
Shiny 10
Old Manus 7
Jojee 6
Marshall banana 6
Professor Plum 5
Pureghetto 5
Sagensyg 5
RSL 1

18) Best Avatar
Award Girl 16
Del Murder 11
fire_of_avalon 11
Flying Mullet 8
Jojee 8
smittenkitten 6
Jess 2
RSL 1

19) Best Signature
Rantzien 15
Rye 14
rubah 12
Del Murder 11
Miriel 9
RSL 1

20) Best Artist
black orb 26
KoShiatar 14
Rocket Edge 11
Jojee 4
RSL 1

21) Best Graphic Designer
Polaris 25
Fuzakeru 10
Zeldy 8
Miriel 7
daggertrepe 4
Selena_Akariko 2
RSL 1

22) Best Writer
Behold The Void 22
Goldenboko 14
Ouch! 11
Rantzien 7
RSL 1

23) Best Poet
Demon Dude 22
Necronopticous 16
Momiji 11
I'm my own MILF 6
RSL 1

24) Best Poster
Big D 11
Roto13 9
Psychotic 8
Flying Mullet 7
Miriel 7
Old Manus 6
Rantzien 5
Heath 4
fire_of_avalon 3
I'm my own MILF 3
rubah 3
RSL 1

25) Best Spammer
Baloki 15
Harle-Quin 11
Goldenboko 10
Old Manus 10
Psychotic 8
Pureghetto 7
DK 3
The Fonz 2
RSL 1

26) Best Chatter
Cookie 13
Roogle 11
Rye 9
kikimm 8
rubah 8
Bert 3
RSL 1

27) Best Usernoter
Cz 27
Psychotic 12
Evastio 7
Sagensyg 7
Shiny 6
RSL 1

28) Funniest Member
Psychotic 18
DK 12
Rantzien 11
Flying Mullet 10
Yamaneko 9
Old Manus 8
RSL 1

29) Weirdest Member
Aerith's Knight 13
Evastio 10
Goldenboko 4
Laddy 10
leader of mortals 2
Pureghetto 11
Rye 6
The Ceej 14
RSL 1

30) Horniest Member
Rye 14
Nominus Experse 12
~*~Celes~*~ 10
Aerith's Knight 10
Blue Harvest 7
Psychotic 5
Pureghetto 5
Neocracker 3
RSL 1

31) Most Bitter Member
Bunny 12
God 11
Captain Maxx Power 10
Roto13 10
The Ceej 7
Evastio 6
Miriel 5
Tavrobel 5
Lekana 3
NeoCracker 1
RSL 1

32) Most Underrated Member
Heath 12
qwertyxsora 11
oddler 9
Ouch! 9
Sergeant Hartman 8
Momiji 5
theundeadhero 5
vivi_lover666 4
Evastio 3
RSL 1

33) Most Improved Member
Bahamut2000X 21
Demon Dude 10
Momiji 10
Goldenboko 7
Blue Harvest 6
Rantzien 5
Tavrobel 4
RSL 1

34) Most Egotistical Member
I'm my own MILF 17
Aerith's Knight 13
God 11
Roto13 9
Dolentrean 6
Pureghetto 5
Evastio 3
Goldenboko 3
Bahamut2000X 1
RSL 1

35) Most Missed Member
RSL 21
Christmas 14
Owen Macwere 10
Resha 9
Meat Puppet 8
Yamaneko 5

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
Kawaii Ryûkishi 17
Captain Maxx Power 12
JKTrix 11
Necronopticous 8
Ouch! 7
I'm my own MILF 5
Kentarou 5
RSL 1

37) Most Helpful Gamer
Kawaii Ryûkishi 16
BG-57 11
Big D 10
JKTrix 10
KoShiatar 7
Kentarou 5
Roogle 5
Mr. Burns 1
RSL 1

38) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid 26
o_O 23
crono_logical 9
Flying Mullet 5
RSL 1

39) Most Helpful Member
rubah 13
o_O 12
Leeza 9
Big D 8
Avarice-ness 6
Samuraid 6
Flying Mullet 5
crono_logical 4
RSL 1

40) Cutest Couple
Loony BoB & smittenkitten 13
Hsu & rubah 12
Bert & Caraliz 11
Necronopticous & Marshall banana 10
I'm my own MILF & Rye 7
Psychotic & Jess 7
Del Murder & Miriel 5
edczxcvbnm & Jojee 3
Cookie & Innes 2
RSL & RSL's hat 1

Most Likely To...

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Jess 16
Heath 10
Levian 9
Rye 8
Bahamut2000X 7
qwertyxsora 5
Roto13 5
Cz 3
Ouch! 3
Old Manus 1
RSL 1

42) Get Banned
Aerith's Knight 23
Baloki 12
Laddy 8
Blue Harvest 6
Roto13 6
The Ceej 5
Bert 3
duckie 3
RSL 1

43) Be a Playboy Centrefold
Agrias 25
Goldenboko 8
Lekana 7
Rantzien 7
smittenkitten 7
Rye 5
Jess 4
Jessweeee♪ 3
RSL 1

44) Repeatedly hit on the playboy centrefold in the picture thread
Aerith's Knight 21
TyphoonThaReapa 11
Rye 9
Blue Harvest 7
I'm my own MILF 7
NeoCracker 7
Flying Mullet 3
Vyk 1
RSL 1

45) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Aerith's Knight 17
Rantzien 16
Blue Harvest 13
Sergeant Hartman 9
Breine 6
oddler 6
RSL 1

46) Assassinate the President
edczxcvbnm 24
Psychotic 15
Leeza 11
theundeadhero 11
Miriel 6
RSL 1

47) Plant cheerios and expect them to grow into donuts
Jessweeee♪ 21
~*~Celes~*~ 13
smittenkitten 9
Evastio 6
Baloki 5
Pureghetto 5
Aerith's Knight 3
Levian 2
Flying Mullet 1
RSL 1

48) Be Barack Obama
TyphoonThaReaper 14
Del Murder 13
Rye 12
Psychotic 7
Dynast-Kid 6
Flying Mullet 4
I'm my own MILF 4
duckie 3
Pureghetto 3
RSL 1

49) Be Hillary Clinton
Leeza 21
Miriel 14
Psychotic 9
Rye 8
I'm my own MILF 6
Momiji 5
Heath 4
RSL 1

50) Get together
Roto13 & Aerith's Knight 17
DK & Psychotic 13
DK & Evastio 11
Roogle & Leeza 10
Blue Harvest & duckie 7
GoldenBoko & Leen-Leen 6
Rye & rubah 2
RSL & a darker, grittier remake of RSL's hat 1

[Old Manus]

Let's get this party started

[Breine]

This is gonna be fun.

[Levian]

hello ciddies

[Rantz]

EXCITEMENT.

[Heath]

Hooray

[Shauna]

Yay Ciddies~

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

50) Most Likey to...
Get together

The Nominees!
Blue Harvest & duckie
DK & Evastio
DK & Psychotic
GoldenBoko & Leen-Leen
Roogle & Leeza
Roto13 & Aerith's Knight
RSL & a darker, grittier remake of RSL's hat
Rye & rubah

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: DK & Psychotic Harle-Quin: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight Zeldy: DK & Psychotic Jessweeee♪: Rye & rubah Denmark: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight Psychotic: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight Sagensyg: DK & Psychotic Goldenboko: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight Loony BoB: DK & Psychotic Heath: DK & Evastio Jojee: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight

Levian: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight Flying Mullet: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight Rantzien: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight Lekana: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight Sir Lancealot: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight Shiny: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight Demon Dude: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight Old Manus: DK & Psychotic Miriel: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight qwertyxsora: Blue Harvest & duckie

Prediction Party Favourite: Roto13 & Aerith's Knight (13/21 - 61.9%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: DK & Psychotic (5/21 - 23.8%)

The Speech

The best part about giving this speech is, unless memory serves me wrong, that this is the first award given, and in turn, the first speech you'll hear(read). That means I can crap it up and it's still the best damn speech you've heard so far this Ciddies.

So we're here to award those two lucky people who will be the most likely to get together. But what will their togetherness be like? Will they salivate all over each other, do kinky stuff in the ball pit and then require a hazmat crew to come in and clean up, like Blue Harvest and duckie? Will they sit in their lounge chairs in their underwear eating TV dinners and watching reruns on Nick-at-Night as an odd couple, like Roto and AK. Will they frolick through fields of daisies and then proceed to tea-bag anything in sight in Halo3 like DK and Psy? One thing I do know is that whichever duo wins, they must detail their adventrues together(preferably in comic book form drawn in MS Paint).

[Rantz]

Prediction party... UNITE!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Also: does anybody want to do the speech for 44) Repeatedly hit on the Playboy centrefold in the picture thread, as we don't have a speech for that.

[Psychotic]

We don't teabag anything in sight. Just Elites, French people, console fags, people with matching logos or serial numbers, people with G66 or 007 as their tags, people with 420 in their name, people whose logo is a triforce, marijuana leaf, toilet, sad looking ghost or penis, people who use the sniper rifle, people with rocket launchers, Generals, Brigadiers, people who annoy us, people who are Jess, Mexicans (especially Mexicans), people who are Zach, camping bastards, people in warthogs, people we "accidentally" betray, people who send us an invite to their game and are pleasantly surprised when we do not want to shoot aliens with them but drive them off cliffs, people who play Rocket Race the improper way, people in Banshees, people killed by other people, people with Arsenal or Manchester United in their name...

See? We're pretty selective when you think about it!

[Baloki]

With the kickoff to the Ciddies now officially, erm, kicked off #eoff is now the place to be for the OFFICIAL CIDDIES PARTY, GOGOGOGOGOO!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn’t make it...
DK & Evastio... 11
Roogle & Leeza... 10
Blue Harvest & duckie... 7
GoldenBoko & Leen-Leen... 6
Rye & rubah... 2
RSL & a darker, grittier remake of RSL's hat... 1

Roto13 and Aerith's Knight...or DK & Psychotic?

[Breine]

Nice speech, Mullet!

[Psychotic]

Good lord what are you doing.