This is what you get for waiting for 15 minutes before posting the result
Jess is waiting in the bedroom, and in I walk with a duck under my arm.
I announce "So...this is the pig I have been smurfing".
Jess says "That's a duck."
So I reply (SPOILER)"I wasn't talking to you."
I like to tell this one to her a lot but for some reason she doesn't find it as funny as I do.
also thanks EoFF you're not bad yourself.
