The June Ciddies 2008 REVELATIONS thread!

[Quindiana Jones]

YES!

Oh resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

[smittenkitten]

Congrats Demon Dude!

[Polaris]

W000t? Momiji didn't do it?

[Goldenboko]

Fail

[Breine]

Congrats on winning for best poster, Big D.. You deserve it

Also, neat speech Psy xD

[Loony BoB]

Haha, congratulations Dude. Necro, we're simply too uneducated. Or at least, I am. >_>;

[Psychotic]

Hahahaha. Fantastic.

[Rye]

Oh resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

I can't believe you made that whole thing your location at HSS. xD

[Jessweeee♪]

Quiet, you! It's a fantastic poem!

[Quindiana Jones]

I love how people cast aside the genuinely talented poets in favour of helping me torment DD.

This is the greatest thing to have ever happened to me.


And yes, I take this Ciddie as partially mine. You're damn right I do.

[Loony BoB]

On a sidenote, if you're having trouble with the time it takes to load the page every time they refresh, use BoB's Simplified Style for fast loading goodness. I use it at times like these, much faster

[Momiji]

What the hell?!

There is no love here for true works of art.

[Goldenboko]

But it wasn't made in the last 6 months.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

22. Best Writer

The Nominees
Behold The Void
Goldenboko
Ouch!
Rantzien

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Behold The Void Harle-Quin: Ouch! Zeldy: Behold The Void Jessweeee♪: Goldenboko Denmark: Behold The Void Psychotic: Behold The Void Sagensyg: Behold The Void Goldenboko: Behold The Void Loony BoB: Behold The Void Heath: Ouch! Jojee: Behold The Void

Levian: Goldenboko Flying Mullet: Behold The Void Rantzien: Behold The Void Lekana: Goldenboko Sir Lancealot: Goldenboko Shiny: Behold The Void Demon Dude: Behold The Void Old Manus: Behold The Void Miriel: Rantzien qwertyxsora: Behold The Void

Prediction Party Favourite: Behold the Void (13/21 - 61.9%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Goldenboko (4/21 - 19%)

The Speech
You're up again, Paul!

[Psychotic]

Can't get rid of me.

What's the deal with Writers at EoFF these days? Well, your guess is as good as mine. Well no. My guess is better than yours but I'm a modest man so I shan't brag further. Regardless, I pressed them all in an interview to uncover what I like to refer to as "The truth" with some hard-hitting questions.

1) What is your favourite book?

Ouch!: A Song of Fire and Ice is certainly my favorite book series. For an individual novel, I'd have to choose A Feast for Crows, which is the forth, and most recent, addition to the same series.

Rantzien: Ouch!'s book, probably.

Goldenboko: My favorite book? Well, up till a few months ago, I'd say thats a tough question. Then a few months ago I read the Godfather, 'nuff said really. Personally I blame EoFF Mafia and the Godfather as a lethal 1, 2 suckerpunch on why I have no life.

Behold the Void: Series-wise, probably the Belgariad by David Eddings, but if we're confining it to one book it's likely the Dragonlance Annotated Chronicles.

2) Have you ever written while nude?

Ouch!: Frequently. Aside from writing nude, I come up with most of my stories while showering.

Rantzien: No! Well yeah technically but that's not the point.

Goldenboko: No, I'd imagine that would be quite disastrous, especially if I got eraser shavings in my downstairs mixup. I did type a bit while on the toilet but that doesn't count because I had a paper do the next day, but was suffering from a stomach illness xD

Behold the Void: No

3) Have you ever touched a girl's bottom?

Ouch!: I'd like to touch your bottom. (SPOILER)Yes.

Rantzien: If by bottom you mean feet then yes!

Goldenboko: Ah, you need to be more specific. You asked "Have I touched a girl's bottom?" The answer to that is, "Yes." You didn't ask, "Have you ever touched a girl's bottom with consent from said girl?" That answer would be no

Behold the Void: This is possibly incriminating so I'll plead the fifth.

4) Sub-Saharan Africa has a large number of welfare, political and social problems. A solution to these problems could be a series of tactical nuclear strikes against the continent. What do you think of this solution?

Ouch!: Too messy. Get the Elites to glass it.

Rantzien: Well then we'd still have an ugly continent filled with craters. It might be better to sink the whole landmass altogether.

Goldenboko: These nuclear strikes would probably blow some radiation over to America, killing me, and dying isn't in my immediate plans. I dun like.

Behold the Void: What problem CAN'T be solved by a series of tactical nuclear strikes against a continent?

5) Bats in video games often cheat. They flap around your head, somehow doing damage, while you flail or shoot wildly like a lunatic, failing to hit them. This is unsporting. What can be done to prevent it?

Ouch!: Din's Fire worked fairly well against Keese. More area of effect attacks are necessary against pesky bats.

Rantzien: Destroy the mothership. It's always the mothership. Alternatively, self-detonate. You've got three lives, they've got one!

Goldenboko: Fire. Just like the smurfers on fire. Its not that tough, and you'll get quite the show to watch once they're on fire.

Behold the Void: Vigorous swordings

So, what can we learn from all of this? Well, other than the fact that they're a bunch of filthy perverts...actually no, that is all that we can learn from this. Back to Award Hag.