The June Ciddies 2008 REVELATIONS thread!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

5. Best Cid's Knight

The Nominees
Azar
Behold the Void
eestlinc
fire_of_avalon
Flying Mullet
Hsu
KoShiatar
Miriel
Psychotic
rubah
theundeadhero
Zeromus_X

Predictions Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: fire_of_avalon Harle-Quin: Flying Mullet Zeldy: Psychotic Jessweeee♪: fire_of_avalon Denmark: Psychotic Psychotic: Flying Mullet Sagensyg: Psychotic Goldenboko: Psychotic Loony BoB: Flying Mullet Heath: Psychotic Jojee: Flying Mullet

Levian: Flying Mullet Flying Mullet: Flying Mullet Rantzien: Flying Mullet Lekana: theundeadhero Sir Lancealot: Psychotic Shiny: Flying Mullet Demon Dude: Flying Mullet Old Manus: Psychotic Miriel: Flying Mullet qwertyxsora: Flying Mullet

Prediction Party Favourite: Flying Mullet (11/21 - 52.4%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Psychotic (7/21 - 33.3%)

The Speech
Over to Rantzien!

[black orb]

>>> Congrats to all the winners.
BTW thanks to all the people who voted for me again, win best artist is not easy these days.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm really kickin' ass with my predictions now. :laugh:

[Rantz]

Fame. Glory. Unpaid work. Demonization. The dream of every Internet inhabitant. Yes, to be bestowed with the award Best Cid's Knight is certainly an honor. The deserving winner might want to take a moment to think to themselves: "I'm liked. I'm appreciated. What the hell am I doing with my life?"

Still, it doesn't matter. Like John Lennon sang: "Imagine no CKs. It's easy if you try. No staff forums. Above us only Cid. Hmm hmm hmm people hmm hmm day." Terrific song, wouldn't you say! Now, where was I? Oh yes: nominees!

Azar
This one has a jewfro. A ginger jewfro. That's really all you need!

Behold the Void
An avid gamer, his posts can be found mainly in the gaming fora. Supposedly connected to some shady character called Ganalath the Extraordinary.

eestlinc
Some kind of booth? Abducted by aliens? Didn't have a TV in 2007! Who could be a better choice!

fire_of_avalon
The universal standard of no nonsense. The definition of a BAMF. It's hard not to love her! I'm secretly hoping to get a kiss on the cheek from her for writing such kind words.

Flying Mullet
The newest addition to the team. Has yet to go through the initiation process but he has a winning attitude. Also has a thing for dolphins and their smooth, smooth bodies.

Harle-Quin
Like God, but better. Should totally win. I'm a poopoo-face and I love h— wait a minute, who edited my script?!

Hsu
I'm always in doubt over whether to try and pronounce the 'H' because if I do I sound like a snake who's short of breath, but if I don't it's just Sue and you know what Johnny Cash would say to that.

KoShiatar
Not just the envy of CK wannabes, but of most any gamer with her job as a game tester. Probably also the envy of transsexual men considering she's female.

Miriel
Being EoFF's resident mommy, she watches over the place like a hawk and beats up all the bad guys for us. We are forever in her debt.

Psychotic
Oh man oh man oh man it's Psychotic! Kiss me!

rubah
I've always been convinced that rubah is just a cloak away from being some sort of superwoman. Only lately have I realized she doesn't even need a cloak.

theundeadhero
You know I'm always on the verge of starting to sing The Internationale but I never do out of fear of theundeadhero's guns. It's probably for the better, so he's good!

Zeromus_X
I'd write something really good but his signature watches me angrily as I write this and it's really intimidating. So well you guys sit tight while I go stand over here.

[scrumpleberry]

Well done guys! I'm sure they were well earned.

[smittenkitten]

Come you crazy CK's!

[Psychotic]

Oh man oh man oh man it's Psychotic! Kiss me!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
fire_of_avalon...8
Miriel...7
Behold the Void...4
Hsu...4
Azar...3
KoShiatar...3
rubah...3
theundeadhero...3
eestlinc...1
Zeromus_X...1
RSL...1

Mullet or Paul? Mullet or Paul? Who did EoFF choose as Best CK?!

[Psychotic]

I dunno who could possibly win. Boy this is a real tough one. Yes sirree, I wouldn't expect Mullet to win by a god damn landslide at all. :goofy:

Bloody johnny-come-lately.

[Caraliz]

I'm going to smack someone if face doesn't win anything.

Or I'll just stay home and cry.

Yeah, I'll do it.

[smittenkitten]

Oh a toughie good luck Mulley and Paula!

[Loony BoB]

C'mon Mulley!

(I tend to go for the good guy.)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic

Psychotic...16
Flying Mullet...14

Don't kiss him! Kiss me!

[Quindiana Jones]

Hang on...

[smittenkitten]

Congratulations Paul!