Originally Posted by
DK
So here I am once again presenting the award for Sexiest Female at the Eyes on Final Fantasy Ciddies. We have a long history, me and this Ciddie speech, and I somehow anticipate it'll continue until I manage to write one I'm satsified with. Which probably won't be this one 'cause I don't have much time. But anyway.
When it comes down to it, how can you truly choose a sexiest female from EoFF? I mean everyone has their own personal tastes, right? That is to say, despite this being a fairly long list there are hordes more sexy women at EoFF that we should pay tribute to (though not like the failures in the picture thread, that's just asking for a restraining order) that didn't make it into this award that some people might claim are the sexiest. Leeza has been in here before, and she's everyone elses own MILF. Cz actually looks rather fetching with a wig and a touch of blusher on, if he was brave enough to make the pictures public I think he'd go far in this one. And then my personal favourite is Miriel, to be quite frank, she gives me the horn. AWOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAA!
I guess what I'm trying to say is that personal preference will play a big part in this Ciddie, but I think we can all accept that everyone who has made the list is sexy in their own way and that none of them should forget that whatever the outcome, and neither should we. So whether you like your women red-headed and feisty, always on hand to shake a brothers yoohoo, or whether you like oiled up babes with a natural source of oil up on top of their head, at the end of the day the winner is not the person who is about to recieve the Ciddie. No, the winner is US, EoFF. Stand up proud and gaze out over the fields of faff you have cultivated, and enjoy the bounty.