Ah, best veterinarian. These members have been around for what feels like centuries, and no owner change, no april fools prank, no HURRICANE can keep them away from EoFF and posting about procrastination and what they do when they’re bored. The world would be painted in more shades of gray if it wasn’t for these guys. Actually, screw this paragraph, I don’t have time for it. There’s smurfing 12 nominees for this award. Twelve.
Bahamut2000X
This mafia playing blast from the past has made a much welcomed comeback here at EoFF, and that’s all fine and good, BUT can we trust him? I’m sure we all can’t help but think “Yeah, well when is he going to run out on us again?” and rightfully so. It is when we let our guard down that we get hurt, so if you want our undying love (currently our love for you is mortal), you have to promise to stay forever, or at least until the year 2000X, which is still 17992 years from now.
Breine
This Danish dane going by the name Breine is more active than ever, and it looks good on him. He’s always lightening up the place in one way or another, whether it’s starting interesting threads or just lounging around. A well known user of the xD. Breine wouldn’t hurt a fly, even if it tried to kill him. That’s why he probably won the Nicest Member ciddie that was announced quite a few minutes ago. Maybe he’ll win this one too?
Cz
Cz gets no description as he said some mean things to me on MSN a week ago and I still haven’t forgotten about it.
I Took The Red Pill
Wait, what are YOU doing on this list? You’re a regular! Imposter. Keith is a little prankster, he really is. When he’s not pranking people, he’s being awesome at both school and social life. How cool is that? He’s almost too normal for hanging around on EoFF, and he should be punished for it. That’s why I encourage you all to celebrate July as Prank Keith Month. For every time you prank Keith, you will receive 1 jelly point. Whenever you get 10 jelly points, you will receive 50 popularity increasing usernotes*
*non-refundable
I'm my own MILF
You know, when you first joined I’m sure the mods were pulling their hair trying to figure out who’s second account you were.
Nobody first register on EoFF with an actual cool name. It usually takes one or two tries for that to happen. Your way of posting probably didn’t help that much either. Oh well, at least you didn’t get yourself banned over that, and good thing too. And EOS go!
Jess
Oh Jess you must be pretty tired by now

just a few awards to go, you can do it! After that you can sleep your ass off and it’ll be well deserved. You’ve had a pretty good year too. Runner up for the CK contest along with Takara as well as your always fun contests, such as the movie quiz. You do the best you can to make EoFF more fun for others and that’s just plain awesome, making it all the more interesting to come back to this place. Thanks for a good year, Award Girl! See ya in August. :-*
Lekana
Oh Lekana. xD you are quite the case. Whether it’s a nut case or a regular case, I’ll leave up to you to wonder, but you are quite the feisty woman. I find it quite hilarious how you, as a host, continuously insult the players even as the game is still going on xD Them poor people never knew what hit em. You’re also a wonderful mafia host, making the games very much balanced and fun. Not too crazy and not too boring. Queen of mafia, anyone? Hey, this paragraph got very mafia revolved. Oh well, she’s got nice boobs too.
oddler
Have you ever heard I’m Real by Jennifer Lopez? The rap verse goes something like “The way you walk, the way you move, the way you talk.” Well, that’s exactly what I love about oddler. The way he does everything. Heck, I love his avatar dimensions. I’d probably adopt him if only he wasn’t older than me. Is he older than me? I’ll have to have this checked and have the formalities taken care of as soon as possible.
Old Penis
Hey, this guy is still around. He’s not banned or left or become a bitter oldbie or anything. What are the odds. His better half, Christmas, seems to have went for the hills too, but hopefully the power of love will once again unite them. Hopefully. Well, here’s to what’s hopefully going to be decades of first-posting and mocking of the unhealthy kind of internet and eoff fads.
Pureghetto
Summary of every msn conversation I’ve had with PG ever:
lol azn. Asl aslsalaslaslsalsalsasaaaaaaaaaaaalllll
pikapika lolzwtfsarshobbitsex do you liek pie?
Do you have pencils in norway?
Roto13
Hey, wasn’t this guy supposed to change his username or something? HMMMMMM. Anyway, Roto is a DOUBLE EDGED sword. That’s probably because he’s never afraid to speak his mind even if it’ll give him his third super-final warning. Okay, that’s probably not entirely true, I know he loves his cup of EoFF so he wouldn’t get himself banned. Not that he would get banned that easily either, as people also do love their cup of Roto.
Rye
Rye is a cave of inside jokes. Sometimes I wonder if she has a filing system at home where she archives every inside joke she’s ever had with anyone. I swear we have more inside jokes than I am even aware of, and some of them being ones that we talked about for 5 minutes in 2004 or something. She’s an avid learner of Norwegian too, and I have no doubts in my little mind that she will master it in no time! I have faith in you, young warrior.