The June Ciddies 2008 REVELATIONS thread!

[Laddy]

Congrats Everyone!

[Psychotic]

Yeah, damn straight he did.

[Levian]

hooray

[Goldenboko]

EoFF has been near perfect this Ciddies.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

26) Best Chatter

The Nominees
Bert
Cookie
kikimm
Roogle
rubah
Rye

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Rye Harle-Quin: kikimm Zeldy: Cookie Jessweeee♪: rubah Denmark: rubah Psychotic: Bert Sagensyg: Bert Goldenboko: Rye Loony BoB: rubah Heath: Cookie Jojee: rubah

Levian: rubah Flying Mullet: Bert Rantzien: rubah Lekana: Bert Sir Lancealot: Roogle Shiny: Cookie Demon Dude: Cookie Old Manus: Bert Miriel: Bert qwertyxsora: Bert

Prediction Party Favourite: Bert (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: rubah (6/21 - 28.6%)

The Speech
okay, go paul.

[Jessweeee♪]

...but my predictions haven't!


HAET U RANTZY

[Psychotic]

I haven't been in chat for a long time so it is rather amusing that this is a speech that has been assigned to me. As I have no idea what I am talking about, I have decided to do a Google Image Search of the nominees and talk about what I find. I hope this is deemed acceptable.

Bert



I wonder quite what has spooked Bert so much. Perhaps it is the way that "SUCKS" is spelled as "SUX" on that car's license plate. Bert did always seem to be the type to hate shortened spellings. I can't say I am a fan of his suit though. That's just not something I would wear. Sorry Bert.

Cookie



Here is Cookie on top of his car. Cookie, that is an ugly car. What were you thinking, sir? What the deuce were you thinking? I went to the website in question and if you liked how the internet looked in the 90's you will like this page. In conclusion, those are some nice flip flops you have there, Cookie.

kikimm



Firstly, I would like to comment on the fact that Google Image Searching "kikimm" gets a result of an old signature of mine. That is weird! Anyway, kikimm is seen here sporting a very strange tattoo. What is that? Some kind of bird or dragon? It looks pretty lame to be honest with you, as do those stylised "3" earrings.

Roogle



Here is Roogle's fursona, which I assume he uses to yiff with Baloki. It's based on a famous picture of well-known capitalist, Che Guevara. This picture seems to be implying that there will soon be a revolution and furries will have dominion over us normal human folk. Your humble author is petrified.

rubah



I believe that the origami chocobo is rubah, and therefore the strange white weaselesque creature next to her must be Hsu. Pleasantries aside, let's get down to the crux of the issue. What in blazes do you suppose is contained within that blue squirty bottle? I think it is rubah's...special...fluid.

Rye



Let me preface this by saying do not ever Google Image Search for Rye unless "Rye at MenOver30" featuring full nudes is something you desire. And this picture of her is not that much better. I don't know, it's perfectly safe for work, but somehow I feel more violated looking at it than I did when I saw the gay porn. I don't know what this man is doing, but it has to be illegal somehow.

Let's review. Zeldy is a horrible, horrible girl for making me do this. I know nothing of #eoff and you're all going to find out who the winner of Best Chatter is and complain heartily about it.

[Levian]

kikimmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

edit: and that speech is very much worthy of kikimm too

[Loony BoB]

'grats, Cz.

Someday, Sagensyg!

[Shauna]

COngrats Psy and Cz!

[Rye]

I still dunno how the hell I'm nominated for this award. xD

[Loony BoB]

Off to #eoff for this one, I trust

[Levian]

and also congrats to warren and michael (and austin) for providing eoff a server that doesn't break during ciddies.

[Goldenboko]

I said Rye cause I don't know who goes there anymore xD

EDIT: Levian is totally right, thanks guys.

[smittenkitten]

I have a feeling that Cookie and Bertles might get it, good luck everyone!