BEST POET

I am a talentless man. A man of many talents, all of which are quite non-existant. And so I will resort to using the easiest poem format in the world, the haiku, to describe the nominees for best poet.

Demon Dude, Resha
two star-cross'd lovers as one
Damn son. Major laughs.

I'm My Own MILF's poem
About Rye is kind of cute.
But it's also gay.

Necronopticous
Writes poem about little girls.
Poignant, yet filthy.

Momiji's seasonal
Poem is rather moving
Oh Justin, you star.

So now, Award Girl
Hurry, tell us who won please
That shiny poet Ciddie.