I would quite happily have Depp or Farrell on my face.
I would quite happily have Depp or Farrell on my face.
lol, i forgot what this thread was about by the time I answered it OH WELL
Probably Natalie Portman. Maaaybe Beyonce, although she's a bit annoyong.
I can't believe I forgot about her, but I'd totally go for Rachel McAdams. I think she's lovely. I'd pick her over Natalie Portman, actually.
There would be a long list for guys, so I'll just list the girls.
Hmm... Tough one. Maybe Salma Hayek, Mila Jovovich or Sienna Guillory. I would add Angelina Jolie here but she's kinda pregnant so, ew.
Hmm tough since I don't know many female celebs and don't find any attractive, I'd have to say Mila Jovovich because she can be sexy that's all the comes to mind though
sigh....cliche, but i just can't think of anyone else at 230am, Depp.
however, seeing as how homosexuality is out of the question for me, Amanda Bynes. Long and hard, all smurfing night for the next like 5 years. My god the things i would do to her.
Catherine Zeta-Jone![]()
Very surprised nobody said Keira Knightley! I'd do her. Milla Jovovich too, and Natalie Portman.![]()
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
Keira Knightley is munting. I'm a man and I wouldn't do her for cash.
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But she's so pretty! I'm a straight woman and I'd do her, cash or no cash. Are you telling us something, Quin...?![]()
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!