No, that's not how it goes! Grahh!!!

[Quindiana Jones]

I could care less.

Unless you end it with something like "but it's such a pathetic thing that the extra effort that I would have to use to actually care less is just not worth putting in."

Then/than mix-ups. "It's bigger then a stoat!" I want you to die.

News reporters using "literally" too much. I understand it's put for exaggeration and stuff, but sometimes you just sound like a dolt. I'll take Jonathon Ross' example of something along the lines of: "Russia have scored again, and the crowds here are literally going mental. What? Have they started screeching like monkeys and eating each others faces?"