okay fine, I'll get my friend who lives in sweden to do it.
(her name is Tanja)
Tell her I said hi.
I learned that sumo ninjas would be really, really awesome.
Yes, I watched that movie.
Oh Tanja, how wisely you clear our doubts when our minds are clouded.
Today I learned a good way to position light sources in 3D modelling. 3 in front, 1 on the back, the middle front one higher and stronger than the others. Unless you're doing a full scene with determined light sources, of course.
Well, it wasn't just that she was a woman. Before her, everyone was male, if I remember correctly? So Zeus made this total hotty so the guy's would all love her and therefore love Zeus (this is after they've all got pissed for him removing fire after Prometheus gave us it). However, Pandora had one thing the men didn't: the Box (lol, vagina slang), and a sense of curiosity. Two things then. And some fear and surprise thrown in as well.
Anyway, Pandora had enough of this Box she wasn't allowed to open, and thought "Oh balls to this! I'm gonna open it!" Then all hell breaks loose before she can gather her wits and SLAM! The box shuts. The silly bitch shut the box on the face of Hope, which was left inside unfortunately.
This is the version I know, but I am aware that there are a gazillion variations.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!