• Buy EoFF before it got expensive. Make HUGE profit. Also, register before Raistlin while you're at it. No gain, just for fun.
  • Just as they're about to wrap up FFVI, burst into their office and scream at the top of your lungs "THERE'S A BUG IN RELM'S SKETCH!!!!!!" Maybe they'll offer a Squaresoft toaster or something. Then use the toaster to make a toast and claim you can see Jesus in it, then sell for a high price on ebay.