As a child, he was sold online 6 times.
As a teenager, he was a big fan of Rick Astley.
He eventually went to college to study dolphins.
Soon after, he began work in the cake mines.
He later married a slug named Barbara.
Together, they had 15 kids.
He died at the age of 96.

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