Oh Garnie, that's so beautifulOriginally Posted by Garnie
Oh Garnie, that's so beautiful
You must have a very sore vagina.Wow, I think I had most so far.
Non, dear Harle; Face has a very sore vagina.You must have a very sore vagina.Wow, I think I had most so far.
LIZMEISTER,aLiCe,1,16592393,18,16,30,3,1,6,4,Charles,16,79
Alice made me!
As a child, she was frequently bullied by others.
As a teenager, she was arrested 472 times.
She eventually became the first slug on TV.
Soon after, she bought a new TV.
She later married a slug named Charles.
Together, they had 16 kids.
She died at the age of 79.
I'm really super duper cool.
"She eventually became the first slug on TV.
Soon after, she bought a new TV."
That actually made me laugh out loud. :laugh:
Ethelfried,alliekin,1,433648,17,1,3,2,0,6,0,Charles,14,113As a child, she was an aspiring artist.
As a teenager, she often got into a lot of trouble.
She eventually became the first slug on TV.
Soon after, she became an Olympic Octopus Trainer.
She later married a slug named Charles.
Together, they had 14 kids.
She died at the age of 113.
Hubert,Tommo,0,303856,2,10,14,6,5,0,6,Diane,20,109
As a child, he was sold online 6 times.
As a teenager, he suffered an addiction to cheese.
He eventually went to college to study dolphins.
Soon after, he became a cashier.
He later married a slug named Diane.
Together, they had 20 kids.
He died at the age of 109.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
Ugh, I had to Salt+F4 all your slugs...
I lolled.
As a child, he was sold online 6 times.
As a teenager, he was a big fan of Rick Astley.
He eventually went to college to study dolphins.
Soon after, he began work in the cake mines.
He later married a slug named Barbara.
Together, they had 15 kids.
He died at the age of 96.
Seaslugs,Brandon,0,785959,20,5,29,6,3,0,3,Barbara,15,96
Willis,me,0,8007680,6,8,22,5,7,3,3,Brenda,18,118
As a child, he was commonly mistaken as a walrus.
As a teenager, he had no life.
He eventually went to college to study Physics.
Soon after, he began work in the cake mines.
He later married a slug named Brenda.
Together, they had 18 kids.
He died at the age of 118.
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
Lol, sexy man slug gets the babes.
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