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    Fruits do not belong in Vegiopolis! They live in their Frutopia far far away. Not knowing what evil devices the Vegitopolans are scheming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
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    I thought this was going to be about having sex with veggies. xD
    Yeah, me too. I was going to talk about my passionate affair with a turnip.

    (SPOILER)That never happened.

    Spoiler 2Or did it?

    Spoiler 3No, it did not.
    Pix next time :mog:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    Strawberries, Peaches, and Cherries are chicks.

    Screw veggies, fruit is better!
    Strawberries shall be androgynous.

    :kauberry:

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    Parsnips are the manly carrots of the world

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    Grin

    as I understand it, all VEGETABLES (fruits is a botanical term that has no scientific basis) are females.

    So it's a huge lesbian orgy. pics?

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    There are males and females of each specie of plant. Weird, isn't it?

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    So they're all males except for the carrot (though I remember seeing a VeggieTales episode with the carrot girl's family in it-- it used to be drilled into my eyes when my brother was obsessed with the series). The asparagus are androgynous, especially since the kid asparagus was voiced by a girl.

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    Also, all peas are French. And AWESOME.
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    Butternut squash is clearly male.

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    Yams are male.

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    I say peas must be the rulers of vegiopolis. The way they extend their influence upward into the highest social rungs of society, climbing up all opportunities and blossoming into a beautiful flower and then a delicious little veggie. Also, they have armour! :]

    and being french helps :3

    and i thougt all vegetables that were not roots were the swollen ovaries of a plant species, therefore they are female. or at least so i thought.

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