BEBEZ!

[Breine]

When working with kids you hear something funny every single day. There were especially two girls that just kept cracking me up with all the stuff they'd say - they really had a very good humour, and they were only 5 years old. They'd be like "Kristian, you hot hunk.. get over here!", "We're going inside to squeeze Marie's (my boss) big tits and ass!" and other great stuff xD

Gotta love it.

[Quindiana Jones]

A few months ago my thirteen-year-old sister decided to mock out nine-year-old sister with some weird interpretation of the birds and the bees. I think she told her that babies are made by grown-ups getting naked and just hugging. Despite her censorship, our little sister was still in great distress. She ran out to her mother crying and yelled "YOU HAD TO DO NASTY STUFF TO MAKE ME!!" and then ran into her room sobbing. I lol'd.

I laughed so hard at that. Thank you.

I don't know what my thirteen-year-old sister is on about though. Recently she caught me taking my birth control pill and asked for one, thinking it was a mint. I told her she was too young for birth control and she yelled that I was gross for taking them. I told her I didn't want to have a baby yet so I needed them, and she inquired why I didn't just abstain from having sex with my husband. When I responded "But it's fun!" she ran screaming into the house.

13 and she runs screaming into the house at the first mention of sex? Christ, she'd be a grandmother by now if she lived where I live. :laugh: