How awesome are you?

[Blue Harvest]

But...but...FINE!

[DMKA]

I'm awful.

(SPOILER)Awful = full of awe, Awesome = Only some awe

[Lawr]

I'm so awesome if you have five dollars and I have five dollars, I have more money than you.

I'm so awesome there is no CTRL button on my keyboard. I'm always in control.

I'm so awesome I can sneeze with my eyes open.

I'm so awesome I destroyed the periodic table because I only recognize the element of surprise.

I'm so awesome I'm suing Myspace for taking the name of what I call everything around you.

I'm so awesome, when the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for me.

I'm so awesome I don't read books, I stare them down until I get the information I want.

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I'm so awesome, I don't wear a watch, I decide what time it is

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm Chuck Norris' only weakness.

[Lawr]

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. He goes killing.

[Blue Harvest]

I'm so awesome if you have five dollars and I have five dollars, I have more money than you.

I'm so awesome there is no CTRL button on my keyboard. I'm always in control.

I'm so awesome I can sneeze with my eyes open.

I'm so awesome I destroyed the periodic table because I only recognize the element of surprise.

I'm so awesome I'm suing Myspace for taking the name of what I call everything around you.

I'm so awesome, when the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for me.

I'm so awesome I don't read books, I stare them down until I get the information I want.

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I'm so awesome, I don't wear a watch, I decide what time it is

Everything you just said is a lie. You are none of those. Chuck Norris is all of them.

[Lawr]

I'm so awesome if you have five dollars and I have five dollars, I have more money than you.

I'm so awesome there is no CTRL button on my keyboard. I'm always in control.

I'm so awesome I can sneeze with my eyes open.

I'm so awesome I destroyed the periodic table because I only recognize the element of surprise.

I'm so awesome I'm suing Myspace for taking the name of what I call everything around you.

I'm so awesome, when the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for me.

I'm so awesome I don't read books, I stare them down until I get the information I want.

Edit
I'm so awesome, I don't wear a watch, I decide what time it is

Everything you just said is a lie. You are none of those. Chuck Norris is all of them.

loldiaf

I'm so awesome I don't shave, I just kick myself in the face. The only thing that can cut Sagensyg is Sagensyg.

[Madame Adequate]

I'm pretty fracking awesome, tbh. Because I'm really good at everything.

[Vyk]

Certain Person: there's no way you really work in an animal shelter
Me: Why's that
Certain Person: because that would make you too awesome
Me: Haha well then too awesome am I

Things change I guess

[Momiji]

ITT: People with low self-esteem reassure themselves that they are not alone-- there are plenty of others~

[The Shoeless Hobo]

Man, you guys are all egotistical bast***s.

[The Unknown Guru]

I am not even close to the category below awesome.

[Jiro]

I'm at the top of the negative form of awesome, which really sucks. But I'm getting to that other end of the scale!