Hey hey, Happy Birthday Eric.
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older.
And now you're even older, and now you're even older.
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older.
And now you're older still. =P
Hey hey, Happy Birthday Eric.
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older.
And now you're even older, and now you're even older.
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older.
And now you're older still. =P
Happy birthday!
For your birthday, I want you to sleep with me.
I've decided to write you a poem:
It seems to me, as you grow older,
your arse and face get droopier.
It's only a few more years from now,
that you'll need nappies because you'll be incontinent.
Totally made up on the spot.
Brilliant.Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Happy birthday Jowy you are still the bee's knees.
Happy birthday, Eric.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
inb4threadcloses
i'm so late, but happy birthday anyways! Have lots of sex!
~*Fizzgig*~
I'm late too so Happy Birthday. xP
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