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Seriously, what the hell? If you can't quite manage to erase them from your memory, post any things people have said that have been so unbelievably stupid that they've completely skipped funny.
"they actually spell it "futball" in england"
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Seriously, what the hell? If you can't quite manage to erase them from your memory, post any things people have said that have been so unbelievably stupid that they've completely skipped funny.
"Jesus predates everything" a la Sherry Shepherd.
About 99% of everything on this site.
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"I love you".
Stupid whore.
I literally couldn't read more than 5 of them before having to leave.Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X
The ones about the guy who doesn't acknowledge gravities existence or the guy who doesn't realize the sun exists are classic.
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I remember playing RA2 online and some American guy asked in the main lobby if we had dogs in England.
For those of you who are curious: No. No we do not. Names like "Old English Sheepdog" and "Yorkshire Terrier" were invented just to mess with you.
"This movie is so long!! It's 2 Hours and 14 inches!!"
Someone asked me where my horns were. Yeah, Jews don't have horns, thanks.
After seeing a guitar in my room "Do you play the guitar?"
No, I have it there to fool people into thinking I do.
Also this:
[22:50] [LN] But given the population of the world, and the amount in third-world countries, especially in countryside areas, I believe it is quite possible that the number of people who have never heard of Batman exceeds 2 billion.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Can't remember who told me this one, I think it was a 3rd party engineer at work the other week who overheard it somewhere
American: "Do you have a 4th of July over in the UK?"
Brit: "No, we go straight from the 3rd to the 5th"
Most stuff black people say in the beginning of rap songs always gets me. There's this one Nas song where he goes "yeah, yeah, yeah, nas, life" or something and I always do it too and my boyfriend's like it's not funny anymore! it clearly is.
To quote Levian's favorite song ever:
"Where do I beginnnnnn..."
Honestly, I don't even know where to start. I'd say a lot of the stuff on this forum. A lot of the stuff I hear from the middle aged people with children at work who act more immature than I do, at 18, some of the stuff my father says when he's being racist, etc. ;o
You mean my life was based on a lie?Someone asked me where my horns were. Yeah, Jews don't have horns, thanks.
Next you'll tell me that you don't have any Jew gold then? [/south park]
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I clicked your link B2K and I liked this quote a lot
ROFLIf your a man, and a vegetarian, you have to be gay. I wouldn't be surprised if scientists discovered a link between not eating meat and being effeminate.
I prefer my steaks well done, my women plump, and my Church manly.
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