I absolutely hate fake tan!! What is the sudden obsession women seem to have with fake tan.Well white girls anyway! Every chick you go out with these days, when you meet them first they are normal skin tone colour and they are beautiful then when you take them somewhere nice, you meet them and they are smurfing orange!!!

Don't women seem to get if I wanted a tanned skinned woman I'd be dating a Spanish girl or the like. But when I'm dating an Irish, American or British girl she should be the colour she was when I asked her out in the 1st place.