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He's an old-fashioned zombie farmboy with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a mentally unstable bisexual Valkyrie prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
They Fight Crime!
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He's an old-fashioned zombie farmboy with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a mentally unstable bisexual Valkyrie prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
"He's a jaded crooked librarian with acid for blood. She's a sharp-shooting cat-loving mermaid from out of town. They fight crime!"
Gotta love it baby!
It's like... anime premises.
He's an otherworldly overambitious cop possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's an elegant tomboy socialite with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!
How exactly does one become an elegant tomboy?
He's a gun-slinging neurotic boxer from the 'hood. She's a radical blonde traffic cop looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
"He's an impetuous moralistic cat burglar plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a pregnant hypochondriac journalist prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!"
Sounds like we are the criminals.
"He's a gun-slinging bohemian gangster with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a man-hating goth socialite with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!"
Sounds like they'd be fighting each other more than crime.
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
He's a genetically engineered misogynist card sharp with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a manipulative gypsy detective who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
You have to love misogynists who have a way with the ladies.
He's an oversexed guerilla paranormal investigator moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a wealthy blonde mechanic with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
Guerilla Paranormal investigators are the worst, they break your hearts and just leave.
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He's a gun-slinging Amish werewolf whom everyone believes is mad. She's a manipulative red-headed detective in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
He's a genetically engineered amnesiac cyborg who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a plucky French-Canadian research scientist married to the Mob. They fight crime!
He's an underprivileged shark-wrestling cowboy with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's an elegant antique-collecting mercenary with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
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