EoFF I CALL FOR YOU IN MY TIME OF NEED

[.:kerrod:.]

get somebody to punch you in the nose and watch the snot flow out (of course, there may also be blood, but it's a sacrifice im sure you're willing to make)

but seriously, im fairly sinus-clogged all the time i just deal with it, but when it gets really bad (like yours) all you can do is wait it out, there's no cure for the most common of all diseases...how ironic...anywho, things like humidifiers, etc. can help, as everybody else has suggested, hot beverages, spicy foods and also, you can get this inhalent stuff (similar to the humidifiers' inhalent) and you just boil some water and mix them together in a mug or something and you can drape a towel over your head and the cup and lean over it while inhaling...it can help a lot...
alternatively (instead of the towel), you can get a paper bag and cut off one of the bottom corners and put that upside down over the mug, then put your mouth and nose in the hole to inhale...it can get really strong at times, but that's why it's so good at clearing your sinuses

[Lawr]

Give me spicey reciepe's too, the spices may just open me up for a short amount of time but it's usually long enough to where I can breathe through my nose fully (Only one SIDE of my head is clogged).

Spicy, you say? A drop of this should clear you right up. If it doesn't kill you.

One drop.
Heck, maybe not even that much...

She won't even need one drop. Just reading the description on the website will scare the bejeezus out of the infection.

[Avarice-ness]

Give me spicey reciepe's too, the spices may just open me up for a short amount of time but it's usually long enough to where I can breathe through my nose fully (Only one SIDE of my head is clogged).

Spicy, you say? A drop of this should clear you right up. If it doesn't kill you.

One drop.
Heck, maybe not even that much...

She won't even need one drop. Just reading the description on the website will scare the bejeezus out of the infection.

xD Agree'd. Plus, I think the fact that I'm having a hard time breathing from congestion would mean that yeah... that hot sauce + inability to breathe well = dead ava.

We're here to cure me, not kill my baby and I. XD

[Quindiana Jones]

Hot lemon tea-ish juice thing. Basically Lemsip. But you guys don't have Lemsip. Ruddy fools, I say!

I suggest a good hard shag. If it doesn't cure you or anything, it will at least make you feel better.

[Araciel]

anything to do with sinuses and extra mucous = me sleeping in an upright position, so as not to allow nasal drip :S

Also, I eat more and drink more even if I don't feel like it, and sleep and abstain from exercise or strenuous work.

Sex makes you feel better, but who wants to sex a sick person...

[Quindiana Jones]

Chandler does. [/fangasm]

[rubah]

Sex makes you feel better, but who wants to sex a sick person...

who wants to sex a 8/9 months pregnant lady?

no one who loves her baby for sure

okay maybe 'wants' is not the word. . . let's say 'would' instead.

[Quindiana Jones]

Ross does/would. [/fangasm]

[Iceglow]

Snort HOT (as in spicy) curry sauce, it positively drains the nose and sinus of all blockages, it also looks disgusting however and is ill advised in most cases but if you really wanna clear that crap out then go for it. BTW, I do not do this, I am a man I just cope.

[Brennan]

My mom made me use Crest-o-Mint Mint Oil, and lean my head forward about 45 degrees (with it still in the mouth).

It worked (but don't swallow it )

EDIT: It will probably make your nose burn if you do it the right way