It's sickening how that song is actually one of the Top 3 best songs in Burnout: Paradise. Takedown: orgasmic music. Revenge: pretty good music. Paradise: load of cock.

Anyway, I'm a shockingly shy person when it comes to the slightest form of commitment. I flirt with every kind of female in existence, but if I actually want to go out with one I curl up into a ball and cry. It takes me a few weeks to ask them out. Makes for fun conversations though. Where she mocks me for being such a wuss and I pretend to be sad to get her naked. Works every time.