Soulja Boy is like the monsters under your bed, if you pretend they don't exist they die. SO STOP GIVING HIM FREE PUBLICITY AND LET HIM DIE ALREADY.Originally Posted by Momiji
Soulja Boy is like the monsters under your bed, if you pretend they don't exist they die. SO STOP GIVING HIM FREE PUBLICITY AND LET HIM DIE ALREADY.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
That absolutely made my day. I love Spongebob and that song, so I was laughing my ass off. xD
Salad Fingers, I'd say. I love Salad Fingers, but a piece of me dies everytime I watch.
EDIT: Also, Bart the General. <3
Today's BIG Thing
20 YEARS AGO WE NEVER NOTICED THESE RAINBOW EFFECTS SO PRODOMINATLY!
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
LOL! Great posts so far. Loving the rainbow and harry potter fanfiction.....
Eiko Guy showed me that. I couldn't make it past chapter 2.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
I once watched an entire episode of "How the world turns."
I'm a fan of Hal Turner.
Adventure Time does not make you lose IQ points. It has the opposite effect. It blows your mind, maaaaaan.
Mathematical!
Conservapedia's "article" on Barack Obama.
It's not just stupefying, it's smurfing disgusting. I wish so dearly that it was a parody site, but unfortunately those people are completely serious.
Oh man. What is oozing out of our ground these days.
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Not braincells, obviously.
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I desperately hope whoever wrote this does not reproduce.I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.
We were singing a cover of ‘Helena’ and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
“Ebony! Are you OK?” B’loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.
“What the smurf do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Voldemort came and the smurfing bastard told me to smurfing kill Harry! But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don’t kill Harry, then Voldemort, will smurfing kill Draco!” I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.
“Why didn’t you smurfing tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you smurfing poser muggle bitch!” (c is dat out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.
“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”
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