View Poll Results: So... Pandas.

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  • Yes, they look smurfing delicious

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  • No, they probably don't taste good

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  • ....YOU WOULD EAT A CUTE AND CUDDLY PANDA?!

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Thread: Would you eat a panda?

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    Pandas are a disgrace to the evolutionary chain that procured bears. What kind of bear sustains itself on such a poorly-nutritious substance like bamboo? They have to eat entire forests to get anything out of it. I say "save the bamboo" instead.

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    If they weren't so goldarn endangered, sure I would!

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    I'm going with no on this one too.
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    Pass, thanks.

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    No! NEVAR! Too cute and endangered to eat!

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    No, I don't like the idea of eating the meat of an endangered species.
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    I'm a vegi. So . . . No way, Jose!

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    I'd kill that sucker myself and feast like no tomorrow! Or I'd poison its bamboo and watch it die slowly. The poison will only effect Pandas and not humans so therefore I am great.



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    No, I don't like the idea of eating the meat of an endangered species.
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    If i was stranded somewhere and was starving to death, otherwise no.

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    Yes.

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    No, endangered.

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    Pandas appear to be very lethargic creatures so the meat would be either
    a) tender
    b) fatty
    c) both a and b

    So I'd be quite eager to try it depending on those factors. If it were very fatty meat I'd be put off; I can't even eat bacon fat. Pandas only eat foods that their stomach and teeth aren't designed for, no bloody wonder they're going extinct. Add to this that I've heard far too many people call it "the ultimate stoner animal" and for some strange, twisted, sick reason I feel all too happy to... well, you get the point ^____^

    Eating pandas would be straight smurfing edge!

    And until then, if you wanna save the bloody pandas, relocate them someplace that those retards will eat properly! Geez!
    Last edited by ReloadPsi; 08-29-2008 at 12:21 AM.

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    Yes, I secretly snuck into my local zoo and ate one of the panda's thumbs. I cannot recall which one.

    In all seriousness, no. I wouldn't.



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