I try to avoid logging onto websites like Facebook and Myspace. Whenever I do log on for whatever reason, I become extremely depressed and violent.

"Your friend has added Friend A! They met through a social profiling program thing"
"Your friend has added Friend B! They've known each other since gradeschool and are the bestest of friends."
"Your friend has added Friend C! Because they are better than you."
"Your friend has more friends than you. Why don't you go kill yourself already?

Seriously, my front page on facebook is filled with those kinds of messages. The last friend I made on Facebook was like six months ago. I hate myself.