This thread is open for any newbie who has never posted here at the forums to come say hello. Feel free to talk about anything else you would like in your newbie thread as well. Let's all say hello to our mystery newbie.
Welcome! :ghost:
This thread is open for any newbie who has never posted here at the forums to come say hello. Feel free to talk about anything else you would like in your newbie thread as well. Let's all say hello to our mystery newbie.
Welcome! :ghost:
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i never had a newbie thread!
HI. im Andy. im no where near new. How y'all doing?
Read the rules and stop stealing the newbies stuff!
who has never posted here at the forums
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This thread would seem to cancel out the effect, then.
Hi my names Baloki and I'm an <strike>alcoholic</strike>newbie.
Pre-emptive welcome to all involved.
This thread will die before any newbie bothers saying hi. xD
And he's a poet and he didn't even know it. Don't be shy, lurkers, come and say hello!
I want to meet the Yahoo Shlurp! Spider again
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Hello. I'm not new, I've had a newberry thread, and I've been posting for thousands of years. You know who I am and if you don't, your recognition and reasoning functions are damaged. I'm posting here because as someone stated in an earlier post, it's unlikely that a real newb (who hasn't posted before) would bother coming here to make their debut when they could just as easily create their own newb thread or post elsewhere. This effectively renders this thread unnecessary.
With that said, "here I come to wreck the DAY!!!!" That is all.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I got rid of him long agoI want to meet the Yahoo Shlurp! Spider again
Whos' second account are you? xD
Originally Posted by Demon Dude
Yes. Yes, he is.
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