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    Leave the area. A baby crying is one of the most annoying sounds. I suspect this is so we'll 'answer the call' so to speak, and find out what the heck is wrong, but I don't have a child so to me it's just annoying, unless I can't see the child...Then I tend to think the worst.

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    Babies don't usually cry around me. Whenever one does, I smile at him/her and she/he either looks at me wil large eyes or giggles.

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    It lets me know that dinner is nearby.

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    What I like about crying babies is that they can't keep it up forever. Eventually it will stop. That thought keeps me from going insane as I like it when there's a light in the end of the tunnel, even if it is a pedophile with a lantern.
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    I set fire to their house

    Fire solves 100% of all problems. Find me a problem where fire isn't the cause and/or solution and I'll show you something that's not really a problem.
    Lack of oxygen in a fire proof room

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    I always try and find a remedy for a crying baby. Crying babies are the worst. It's so annoying and pityful cause that's all babies can do to tell something ain't right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pureghetto View Post
    I set fire to their house

    Fire solves 100% of all problems. Find me a problem where fire isn't the cause and/or solution and I'll show you something that's not really a problem.
    Lack of oxygen in a fire proof room
    Set it on fire.

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    That solution is only plausible under the assumption you can somehow set fire to something thats fire proof.

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    lol i hate behbehz. theyre fun to hold for the first 5 seconds until they start screaming. lol
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    Babies always have a reason for crying. it's not like they do it because it's fun for them.

    Anyway, I'm one of those strange people who isn't driven insane by a baby's crying. Maybe because I'm not forced to listen to it too often. When I am near a crying baby, I'm just in awe at the sounds that a baby can make. I don't mind it too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel View Post
    Babies always have a reason for crying. it's not like they do it because it's fun for them.

    Anyway, I'm one of those strange people who isn't driven insane by a baby's crying. Maybe because I'm not forced to listen to it too often. When I am near a crying baby, I'm just in awe at the sounds that a baby can make. I don't mind it too much.
    I'll laugh when you have a baby that DOES cry for fun.

    You know somewhere out there, there is a baby that does it.

    Seriously though, I hate Babies. Crying or not, I hate them cause they are stupid and do stupid and annoying things.

    And before someone says, "But you were like that once" yes, yes I was. And if I met myself as a kid Id want to smack me, and am quite happy I am no longer like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel View Post
    Babies always have a reason for crying. it's not like they do it because it's fun for them.

    Anyway, I'm one of those strange people who isn't driven insane by a baby's crying. Maybe because I'm not forced to listen to it too often. When I am near a crying baby, I'm just in awe at the sounds that a baby can make. I don't mind it too much.
    I'll laugh when you have a baby that DOES cry for fun.

    You know somewhere out there, there is a baby that does it.
    Maybe if it's some demon baby, yeah. But otherwise, I don't think so.

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    Suggested by R v. Doughty, a crying baby could be considered a basis for a provocation plea.

    Random crap aside, I don't really mind crying babies. I probably would if I had to wipe the stinky buggers arse, or let it suck off my chest, but I don't, so I don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel View Post
    Babies always have a reason for crying. it's not like they do it because it's fun for them.

    Anyway, I'm one of those strange people who isn't driven insane by a baby's crying. Maybe because I'm not forced to listen to it too often. When I am near a crying baby, I'm just in awe at the sounds that a baby can make. I don't mind it too much.
    I'll laugh when you have a baby that DOES cry for fun.

    You know somewhere out there, there is a baby that does it.
    Maybe if it's some demon baby, yeah. But otherwise, I don't think so.
    My sisters baby laughs when others are in pain, my friends baby laughs when they have to change his diaper, my cousins baby likes to threaten women with violence, from my prespective ALL babies are demon babies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel View Post
    Babies always have a reason for crying. it's not like they do it because it's fun for them.

    Anyway, I'm one of those strange people who isn't driven insane by a baby's crying. Maybe because I'm not forced to listen to it too often. When I am near a crying baby, I'm just in awe at the sounds that a baby can make. I don't mind it too much.
    Sometimes they just cry for seemingly no reason. Realistically, it is essential and important that they cry for pulmonary excessive. It is one of the most rapidly changing systems in a baby's body, so they kinda gotta do it, ya'know.

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