For what it's worth...
Brand, Ross and Sachs: the condensed transcript - Times Online
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As I've said many a time, I don't care if this never happened, Russell Brand is still a cock. Their apologies are clearly not heartfelt in any way and they just can't resist slipping in further details each time. Sad.