Couldn't he have just typed this all out in comic sans into an email called "FW: FW: Re: FW: True love conquers!!!"?

If he was feeling particularly feisty, he could have even added a note at the bottom saying that if you forward it to fifty friends, you will find true love! But if you don't a big fat man will come to your house and clear out your fridge. And then sit on your face.