Wow! Jess's kissing Santa Claus!
I saw Jess kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom, fast asleep

Then I saw Jess tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Psychotic had only seen
Jess kissing Santa Claus last night

He saw Jess kissing(kissing,kissing) Santa Claus
I did! I really did see Jess kissing Santa Claus
And I'm when I tell Psychotic he's going to shotgun him in the face