Deck EoFF with .GIFs of holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the reason to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our macroparel
Fa la la la la la la la la
Troll the ancients, m4tt and daryl
Fa la la la la la la la la~~~~~~~~~
Christmas Songs
Deck EoFF with .GIFs of holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the reason to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our macroparel
Fa la la la la la la la la
Troll the ancients, m4tt and daryl
Fa la la la la la la la la~~~~~~~~~
ALTERNATE VERSION: All I want for christmas is Hsu! Don't kill me, man!
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
Don't care about spambots
Giving Nike Jordan shoes, free
I don't need to post my photo
In that damn picture thread
Loony BoB won't make me happy
Even if he turned up dead
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Ruby all I want for Christmas is you!
Oh I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for spam
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
For a forums fix from Sam.
I won't make some votes and send them
To Award Girl; I'll just bail.
I won't even stay awake to
Discover who wins Best Male
Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Ruby all I want for Christmas is you!
Happy Hanukah!
An obvious rip-off of the Batman Jingle Bells Parody...
Jingle Bells
rubah smells
Gobo laid an egg
Clouded Sky winked an eye
and he stole MILF from Rye.
Will try to come up with more versus later...
On the first day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Larger avatars without proper kb~
On the second day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~
On the third day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~
On the fourth day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~
On the fifth day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~
On the sixth day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~
On the seventh day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Seven threads-a-closing, six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~
On the eighth day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Eight usernotes, seven threads-a-closing, six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~
On the ninth day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Nine nominations, eight usernotes, seven threads-a-closing, six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~
On the tenth day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Ten grouchy oldbies, nine nominations, eight usernotes, seven threads-a-closing, six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~
On the eleventh day of Christmas, EoFF gave to me;
Eleven pointless topics, ten grouchy oldbies, nine nominations, eight usernotes, seven threads-a-closing, six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~
On the twelfth day of Christmas, #eoff declared to me;
You have been eaten by a grue.
*ahem*
Eleven pointless topics, ten grouchy oldbies, nine nominations, eight usernotes, seven threads-a-closing, six Ricks-a-Rolling, five spammy posts~, four pity threads, three *facepalms*, two clichéd memes, and larger avatars without proper kb~
*collapses*
Six Ricks-a-Rolling xD
I doubt I can match some of the brilliance in this thread so far, but xD
Away in a spam thread
No sense there was said
But the brown man DK
Cut nubs 'til they bled
The mods from their porn thread
Looked on as Red Pill
Described a frat party
In which he was ill
The troll threads are growing
Shlupquack tries to stem
The tide of nonsense
Flowing from Psy
And all the pic threads
Full of beautiful girls
Rye, Agrias, Zeldy
Don't hate if you're not there
Stay out of debate threads
MILF's temper has flared
But his consistent strawmen
Means Raist doesn't care
I really ought to be
Studying Tibet
But class is tomorrow
Tonight's for Mullet
+1Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I doubt I can match some of the brilliance in this thread so far, but xD
Away in a spam thread
No sense there was said
But the brown man DK
Cut nubs 'til they bled
The mods from their porn thread
Looked on as Red Pill
Described a frat party
In which he was ill
The troll threads are growing
Shlupquack tries to stem
The tide of nonsense
Flowing from Psy
And all the pic threads
Full of beautiful girls
Rye, Agrias, Zeldy
Don't hate if you're not there
Stay out of debate threads
MILF's temper has flared
But his consistent strawmen
Means Raist doesn't care
I really ought to be
Studying Tibet
But class is tomorrow
Tonight's for Mullet
Wow! Jess's kissing Santa Claus!
I saw Jess kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom, fast asleep
Then I saw Jess tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Psychotic had only seen
Jess kissing Santa Claus last night
He saw Jess kissing(kissing,kissing) Santa Claus
I did! I really did see Jess kissing Santa Claus
And I'm when I tell Psychotic he's going to shotgun him in the face
The Little Boko Boy.
Come they told me, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
A new born AG to see, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
Our finest pics we bring, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
To lay before AG, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF,
oo-FF-FF-FF, oo-FF-FF-FF!
So to win a ciddie, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF,
When we come~
Award Girl, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
I am a poor boy too, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
I have no pics to bring, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
That's fit to give Award Girl, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF,
oo-FF-FF-FF, oo-FF-FF-FF!
Shall I post for you? Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF,
On my boko?
BoB nodded, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
The CK's and admins kept time, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
I posted my post for AG, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
I posted my best for her, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF,
oo-FF-FF-FF, oo-FF-FF-FF!
Then she smiled at me, Eo-oo-FF-FF-FF
Me and my boko.
okay I giggled at yours boko xD
I also sang milf's, but apparently either he or I needs to brush up on our away in a manger! (then again, I had trouble with all of the others too, so probably me!)
Mullet the CK was an old and bitter soul,
With a wrinkled face and a stuffy nose,
And the muscles of a troll.
Mullet the CK is a scary guy, they say,
He was very old but the newbies
know how he came to EoFF one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old sig that they found.
For when they placed it in his profile,
He began to spam around.
O, Mullet the CK
Was spammy as he could be,
And the newbies say he could chat
And post faster than you and me.
Mullet the CK knew
The Ciddies came that day,
So he said, "Let's vote or
they might demote
me when I go AFK."
Up towards GC,
With a banstick in his hand,
Spamming here and there with
No single care saying,
Ban me if you can.
He led them to the staff forum
Right to the Loony BoB.
And he only lol'd a moment when
He heard him holler "Stop!"
For Mullet the CK
Had another forum planned,
But he said NP and BRB
I'll be back when I'm unbanned."
Spammity spam spam,
Spammity spam,
Look at Mullet's rage.
Spammity spam spam,
Spammity spam,
Over at MFH!
Four months. Live the dream, baby.
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